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I got started and I just spewed out fic after fic. XD

Title: Parents can’t have sex lives
Word Count: 299
Character(s): Zoro, Robin, Dragon
Topic: Obscure characters/rare pairings
Media: fic
Spoiler(s): Revolutionaries
Rating: Teen for sexual reference

They sat at the dinner table in the galley and she gave all of her attention to her book and not the man across from her.
Zoro harrumphed and crinkled his brow.

“Is there something wrong?” Robin murmered as she turned a page in her book.

“I just don’t see how this works.”

“Well, Zoro-kun, When a man and a woman…”

“I know that part!!” he shrieked “Didn’t you even stop to consider Luffy’s feelings?”

Robin smiled and peered up from underneath her eyelashes “of course I did. Luffy promise to, ehm, I believe it was ‘kick his ass’ if he upset me.”

Zoro let his head drop to the table and began cursing. “Robin,” he hissed “you’re screwing the head of the revolutionaries. I’d expect this sort of behaviour from Nami or the cook but you’re supposed to be smarter than that.”

“I assure you I have put a lot of thought into this. I am not unaware of Dragon-sans charisma, brilliant mind, anti-government angle, rugged good looks, skilled hands...”

Zoro put his hands over his ears and upped his cursing. Luckily Luffy chose this moment to make a snack run. Zoro snagged him by the collar of his vest and yanked him back. “Luffy, Robin’s doing your Dad!! Are you really okay with this?”

Luffy blinked and gave Zoro a funny look. “Why would I have a problem with it?” his face grew dark “Why, is he going to hurt Robin?”

“Not at all” Robin interrupted smoothly “In fact, things are going so well Dragon suggested you try calling me ‘Mom’”

Luffy sparkled “Ooo, I’ve never had a Mom before. Awesome!!”

Zoro decided that this would be an excellent point to nap in the alcohol cupboard and not come out until someone else had sorted this out.

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XD heee. this is actually kind of cute in a disturbing all the same time. :D Hahaha. XD I'd follow Zoro's example and take a nap as well. XD Zoro stop trying to talk them out of it, XD you won't make a difference.

I have no idea how this ends but I'm pretty sure Zoro stays in there with a cask of rum until everything makes sense again! XD

LOVE EET. I support WAY too many Robin pairings. XD
Haaaah! That'd be so awesome (and awkward) if Robin and Dragon really got hitched and Robin became a step-mom! At least Luffy's fine about it. XP

Zoro does not but I don't think he'll be coming out of that cupboard anything soon.

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Thank you!! C: