Certain cyborg shipwrights named Franky
Tended to get awfully Cranky
At the lady who’d absconded
With sea-panties he’d bonded
Though anyone else would expect hanky-panky


The All-Bones pirate called Brook
Would often surpass the Ero-Cook
Causing some Ire
With his panty desire
‘Till for a woman that okama he mistook