Okay, so I felt like double-posting...

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Title: Sengoku's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day!

Media: fic

Rating: E

Pairings/Characters: brain breakage/Sengoku

Word Count: 299

Prompt: Broken

Summary: Even the Marine's finest has a breaking point.

Well, after the angst-fest of my previous entry, I felt like being a little lighter and well here goes my first attempt at quality humor posting based on a prompt!

 

Sengoku's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day!

 

Sengoku was not having a good day. Between the arrival of that troublesome brat Monkey D. Luffy and the escaped convicts from Impel Down and the defection of Boa Hancock, he could feel a migraine coming on. Thankfully his plan was in place and it seemed that Mihawk was already taking care of the brat.

 

"Luffy!" Ace screamed in horror as the young pirate was taken down by a heavy slash. Garp was silent but his powerful fists were clenched and trembling with helpless rage.

 

All at once, a blur of white intercepted Mihawk's finishing blow. Sengoku felt his stomach drop at the sight of the familiar old man.

 

"Ray-oussan!" Luffy gasped.

 

"SILVERS RAYLEIGH!" Whitebeard roared in recognition.

 

"The Dark King? Roger's First Mate!" A wave of shock and horror disturbed the Marine forces.

 

Then several explosions rocked the execution platform. Sengoku slowly turned as he saw the keep began to burn and crumble. A hooded figure slowly made his way to the stunned Marines. Sengoku didn't even need to see his face to recognize him.

 

"Dragon the Revolutionary!" Another wave of shock and panic shook the surrounding Marines, "And he's brought reinforcements."

 

Please no! What else can go wrong?

 

Then the sky began to grow dark as heavy clouds seemed to appear out of nowhere. A huge flying ship slowly made it way out of the dark clouds.

 

"Ya ha ha ha! You pitiful creatures of the Blue Seas! Gaze upon me and despair!"

 

"Earlobes, you bastard!"

 

Even as everyone stared the strange and obviously insane figure, Garp and Ace were both distracted by a muffled thump. Fleet Admiral Sengoku lay inert upon the wooden floor.

 

"Umm…"

 

"Wa ha ha ha! Don't worry, he's just having a mental breakdown. In his defense, it was a long time coming!"

 

 

Oh and kudos to anyone who can figure out where part of Enel's quote came from!