XD Ahaha, CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, but the crack pairings (like Vista/Mihawk, Eneru/Crocodile, Doflamingo/Crocodile - although oh god with all the fodder Oda is giving that pairing's fandom they'll never shut up about it - and the list goes on) of One Piece or just crack pairings in general have never really been my thing. My logic goes like "if it makes sense on a more than OMGFANGIRLSQUEEEEEE level, then I'll give it a chance."

But you actually pulled this off in a way that makes sense, and is really well written. So kudos, bro. :) <3