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onepiece_3002011-06-20 03:45 pm
lady-karasu.livejournal.com) wrote in onepiece_3002011-06-20 03:45 pm
I don't know why, either...
Title: 3 5 7 Limericks (ok, more of a description than a title)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 198 (31, 30, 28, 25, 25, 29 and 30, respectively)
Characters: Sanji, Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Brook, Franky, Hina, Smoker
Medium: Fic, if this can be called such
Topic: Moral Compromise
There was a young pirate and liar
Who ought not have started that fire
. . But what could he say?
. . His crew got away
When marines went to put out the pyre
There once was a rubbery pirate
Who thought it was quite a riot
. . To steal all the food
. . When the cook acted lewd
And run before caught for his diet
There once was a foul mouthed ship’s cook
Who at lovely ladies would look
. . Through the bath’s knothole
. . With no self-control
‘Till Nami whipped out his debt book
Certain cyborg shipwrights named Franky
Tended to get awfully Cranky
. . At the lady who’d absconded
. . With sea-panties he’d bonded
Though anyone else would expect hanky-panky
The All-Bones pirate called Brook
Would often surpass the Ero-Cook
. . Causing some ire
. . With his panty desire
‘Till for a woman that okama he mistook
They tried teaching him the okama way
But the pirate cook refused to stay
. . He ran day and night
. . Intent on his flight
Threatening any who neared with flambé
With her approach she thought he’d concur
But Smoker did threatened to transfer
. . She cried, ‘Hina vexed!’
. . When she couldn’t get sexed
Though Jango and Fullbody continued to court her
....I am seriously walking away from my computer, now...
Rating: PG
Word Count: 198 (31, 30, 28, 25, 25, 29 and 30, respectively)
Characters: Sanji, Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Brook, Franky, Hina, Smoker
Medium: Fic, if this can be called such
Topic: Moral Compromise
There was a young pirate and liar
Who ought not have started that fire
. . But what could he say?
. . His crew got away
When marines went to put out the pyre
There once was a rubbery pirate
Who thought it was quite a riot
. . To steal all the food
. . When the cook acted lewd
And run before caught for his diet
There once was a foul mouthed ship’s cook
Who at lovely ladies would look
. . Through the bath’s knothole
. . With no self-control
‘Till Nami whipped out his debt book
Certain cyborg shipwrights named Franky
Tended to get awfully Cranky
. . At the lady who’d absconded
. . With sea-panties he’d bonded
Though anyone else would expect hanky-panky
The All-Bones pirate called Brook
Would often surpass the Ero-Cook
. . Causing some ire
. . With his panty desire
‘Till for a woman that okama he mistook
They tried teaching him the okama way
But the pirate cook refused to stay
. . He ran day and night
. . Intent on his flight
Threatening any who neared with flambé
With her approach she thought he’d concur
But Smoker did threatened to transfer
. . She cried, ‘Hina vexed!’
. . When she couldn’t get sexed
Though Jango and Fullbody continued to court her
....I am seriously walking away from my computer, now...
Oh god, more....
Tended to get awfully Cranky
At the lady who’d absconded
With sea-panties he’d bonded
Though anyone else would expect hanky-panky
The All-Bones pirate called Brook
Would often surpass the Ero-Cook
Causing some Ire
With his panty desire
‘Till for a woman that okama he mistook
Re: Oh god, more....
Re: Oh god, more....
Re: Oh god, more....
/munches popcorn