I don't know why, either...
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onepiece_300Title: 3 5 7 Limericks (ok, more of a description than a title)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 198 (31, 30, 28, 25, 25, 29 and 30, respectively)
Characters: Sanji, Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Brook, Franky, Hina, Smoker
Medium: Fic, if this can be called such
Topic: Moral Compromise
There was a young pirate and liar
Who ought not have started that fire
. . But what could he say?
. . His crew got away
When marines went to put out the pyre
There once was a rubbery pirate
Who thought it was quite a riot
. . To steal all the food
. . When the cook acted lewd
And run before caught for his diet
There once was a foul mouthed ship’s cook
Who at lovely ladies would look
. . Through the bath’s knothole
. . With no self-control
‘Till Nami whipped out his debt book
Certain cyborg shipwrights named Franky
Tended to get awfully Cranky
. . At the lady who’d absconded
. . With sea-panties he’d bonded
Though anyone else would expect hanky-panky
The All-Bones pirate called Brook
Would often surpass the Ero-Cook
. . Causing some ire
. . With his panty desire
‘Till for a woman that okama he mistook
They tried teaching him the okama way
But the pirate cook refused to stay
. . He ran day and night
. . Intent on his flight
Threatening any who neared with flambé
With her approach she thought he’d concur
But Smoker did threatened to transfer
. . She cried, ‘Hina vexed!’
. . When she couldn’t get sexed
Though Jango and Fullbody continued to court her
....I am seriously walking away from my computer, now...
Rating: PG
Word Count: 198 (31, 30, 28, 25, 25, 29 and 30, respectively)
Characters: Sanji, Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Brook, Franky, Hina, Smoker
Medium: Fic, if this can be called such
Topic: Moral Compromise
There was a young pirate and liar
Who ought not have started that fire
. . But what could he say?
. . His crew got away
When marines went to put out the pyre
There once was a rubbery pirate
Who thought it was quite a riot
. . To steal all the food
. . When the cook acted lewd
And run before caught for his diet
There once was a foul mouthed ship’s cook
Who at lovely ladies would look
. . Through the bath’s knothole
. . With no self-control
‘Till Nami whipped out his debt book
Certain cyborg shipwrights named Franky
Tended to get awfully Cranky
. . At the lady who’d absconded
. . With sea-panties he’d bonded
Though anyone else would expect hanky-panky
The All-Bones pirate called Brook
Would often surpass the Ero-Cook
. . Causing some ire
. . With his panty desire
‘Till for a woman that okama he mistook
They tried teaching him the okama way
But the pirate cook refused to stay
. . He ran day and night
. . Intent on his flight
Threatening any who neared with flambé
With her approach she thought he’d concur
But Smoker did threatened to transfer
. . She cried, ‘Hina vexed!’
. . When she couldn’t get sexed
Though Jango and Fullbody continued to court her
....I am seriously walking away from my computer, now...
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Date: 2011-06-20 07:50 pm (UTC)I am also lovin' that the prompt got a response so fast, heeheehee
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Date: 2011-06-20 08:01 pm (UTC)I'll try to get something more normal out, too... *fingers crossed* ;)
Oh god, more....
Date: 2011-06-20 10:44 pm (UTC)Tended to get awfully Cranky
At the lady who’d absconded
With sea-panties he’d bonded
Though anyone else would expect hanky-panky
The All-Bones pirate called Brook
Would often surpass the Ero-Cook
Causing some Ire
With his panty desire
‘Till for a woman that okama he mistook
Re: Oh god, more....
Date: 2011-06-21 12:22 am (UTC)Re: Oh god, more....
Date: 2011-06-21 12:56 am (UTC)Re: Oh god, more....
Date: 2011-06-21 03:11 am (UTC)/munches popcorn
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Date: 2011-06-20 11:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-21 01:47 am (UTC)