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Title: Domestic Dispute
Words: 300
Pairing/Characters: Killer/Sadi-chan, Kidd
Rating:  M simply because it’s Sadi-chan. ¬_¬
Topic: Obscure characters/rare pairings
Media: fic 

 

There is a thunderous crash and the ship jerks violently to the side before leaning back. It manages not to capsize but it does trigger an enormous wave and one Eustass Kidd finds himself soaked to bone, fur coat and all.

He curses and squelches up the deck, stumbling as the ship continues to rock violently desperately clinging to his dignity as he looks quite frankly ridiculous and more like a drowned rat than a feared pirate and the members of his crew milling about were all most deliberately not meeting his eyes.

Kidd staggers down into the cabins and makes his way to the end of the corridor. His aura of rage is so palpable that several crewmen opt to make effeminate dives into storage cupboards in order to avoid his thunderous wrath.

He reaches the location of his ire and kicks the door open. It falls to the floor and the occupants pause to look at him in surprise.

“Listen you fuckers.” He snarls “I don’t give a damn what kinky shit you’re getting up to down here but you either tone it down or wait until we make port because I swear to Roger that if you keep rocking the ship I’m going to lock Killer into a fucking CHASTITY BELT.”

Killers’ shirt is in tatters and lines of blood slither all over his toned torso. Sadi-chan has some how managed to get her outfit sliced so it’s even more indecent.

“A chastity belt on Killer-chan? ~Mmmmm~ Sounds like fun!”

Kidd swears he can see the leer through his first mates mask and gives it up as a bad cause. The duo quickly lay claim to another room (one with a functioning door) and the crashes recommence.

Perhaps he should just throw them overboard afterall.

A/N: This is the second week that there hasn't been tags for my characters and it may be likely to continue! XD
A rare pairing but I've seen (and written) this OTP/3 before.