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Title: Not your average
Rating: PG
Media: fic
Pairing/Characters: Nami, Luffy, Zoro / Sanji
Word Count: 198
Prompt: ‘family’

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“I’ll put it another way, Zoro and Sanji are a family now.” Nami said, tapping her foot in a manner so close to patience that she almost got away with it.

 

Luffy scratched his head, or more correctly, his straw hat.

 

“But we’re all family, Nami.” Luffy explained patiently, “Zoro’s the dad and I’m the dad and Usopp’s the dad and Frankie’s th…” Nami interrupted him as he started counting off each crew member on his fingers,

 

“But they’re a special type of family. They’re a pair now.”

 

“But they’re both a dad! Can they do that?!?”

 

Nami sighed.

 

“Yes, they can do that.”

 

“So does that mean Sanji is a mum?” Luffy’s eyes went wide with awe. Nami wondered briefly what horrors were unfolding in the mysterious space between the Captain’s ears.

 

“No. They’re just both… dads.” She sighed again. At this point she would say anything to make the idiot understand. This had already taken half an hour.

 

“Both dads…” The innocent brown eyes gleamed with wonder, his mouth opened as a thought too amazing to be contained tried to burst out into the world.

 

Nami read it like a book.

 

“NO. They cannot have babies!”

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 Sorry for spamming you guys with Zo/San - I write fic with two other characters and this happens!