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Title: accidentally on purpose
Rating: PG (swearing and hints of yaoi)
Media: Fic
Characters / pairing: Zoro, Sanji
Word count: 253
Prompt: Night

Q: How do you convince an obsessive ladies' man that he is actually interested in a hulking swordsman?
A: One night at a time.
 
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Ok.
 
Door, corridor, door, bed.
 
No.
 
Umm… door, corridor, door, swords, bed.
 
Better.
 
Zoro lurched decidedly towards his room. It was late, very late. He had been fighting, then drinking and then listening to his nakama talk in their crazy, wise way. He was quite surprised at how drunk he was but shrugged it off,
 
It was a great night.
 
Worth it.
 
Corridor…
 
*thump*
 
Yeah. Door. Ok.
 
Door (open).
 
Swords (place at side of bed).
 
Bed (land on in a heap, once clothes are removed).
 
Zoro performed all his allotted tasks with surprising grace and collapsed into bed.
 
“Mmmmfff…”
 
Ah. Bed.
 
“MMMMFFF!”
 
Lumpy bed.
 
“Get off me you green headed freak! What the hell are you doing in my bed?!”
 
Sanji.
 
Very lumpy.
 
“You’re not comfortable,” Zoro complained, as he turned over, “stop kicking me.”
 
“I’M not comfortable? Get out!” Sanji raged, shoving the swordsman aside and reclaiming his bedding.
 
“No,” Zoro said, snoring for punctuation.
 
“Oh Kami, give me the strength,” Sanji mumbled. “I’m going to sleep in your bed you drunken idiot.”
 
Zoro smiled just a little bit and snooched closer, letting his powerful body heat radiate throughout the bed.
 
Stay.
 
Sanji moved away and then hovered on the edge of the mattress. Zoro snored convincingly.
 
“Oh, fuck it,” Sanji huffed. The blonde moved slowly back into bed and lay beside the swordsman. He cursed a little more, but he was warm and comfortable.
 
Zoro enjoyed the feeling of his body touching Sanji’s and sighed in his ‘sleep’.
 
A great night.
 
 
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