onepiece_300 | It’s alive!!! *mwa ha ha ha* (Reply)

Title: Really?
Rating: T - hints of naughty
Media: fic
Pairing/Characters: Sanji (ZoSan), Robin
Word Count: 250
Prompt: ‘misunderstanding’

Oh gawds it’s been AGES since I posted any fic so I am here to break two droughts in one – may the heavens open for you all! XD

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“Really?” Robin asked, raising one quizzical eyebrow. She turned around and strolled back towards the blushing cook, completing her neat circuit of the room. Her eyes took in every tiny detail, every pot and pan out of place. “Really cook-san, that is what you’re going with?”

Sanji just looked pained. She almost felt sorry for him. The lady-loving cook seemed to have been struck dumb by the recent events. Never mind…

She continued, spelling out a little bit of what made this discovery quite the boredom buster. “Clothes, numerous items: strewn across the room. Swordsman-san, one: left the room very quickly, I think. Cook-san, one: flustered, I believe that is the best word, ne?” To think that she had only intended to get some biscotti for her coffee…

Sanji nodded slowly. Then again, he had been doing that for quite some time.

“Well?” She prompted. It was a little cruel perhaps but she was so bored and the cook was so very red.

“It WAS a misunderstanding,” Sanji defended nobly but sagged somewhat at the end.

Robin tried not to smile as she beheld the poor distressed cook. It was hard to believe he was such a noble warrior when he was wearing Zoro’s trousers and blushing like that… but they all had their quirks really.

“I think this must be a whole new definition of the word misunderstanding.”

And with that, Robin left.

Quite tactful she thought, congratulating herself as she strode away from the kitchen. In the circumstances…

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