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My first ever shot at a drabble XD

Title: Sanji's Kitchen
Rating: T – naughty...ish? ^3^
Media: fic
Pairing/Characters: Zoro (ZoSan)
Word Count: 295
Prompt: ‘misunderstanding’

Zoro knew it was off limits. Not just to Luffy but everyone when the cook was sleeping, though he supposed the women could be excused like they always were.

If anyone enters this kitchen when I’m not there, I’m going dump their sorry ass into the ocean!

He remembered the idiot cook’s words clearly. Tonight, though, he was just too damned hungry and tired to care.

Grumble. He sighed. His stomach was going to wake up the entire crew.

With a quick glance over his shoulders, Zoro crept into the kitchen, feeling ridiculous for sneaking around. The door opened easily, no doubt due to Sanji’s meticulous care. He let his eyes adjust to the darkness and felt around for the counter.

If he remembered correctly, there were dried foods somewhere in the drawers. He definitely couldn’t cook something for himself, so he rummaged around blindly, hoping to find something.

Ah! A large box and a bottle, from what he could feel. Maybe it was crackers and some syrup. He opened the box anxiously and reached into it…

Only to grab a small package that felt compact and airtight, so slim it couldn’t possibly be edible. He fingered it.

Holy crap. Was this what he thought it was?

Shock made him lose his common sense and he lit the nearby lamp. His jaw dropped at seeing the box.

Condoms.

And the bottle…

Lube.

“Who’s in my kitchen?!” The door flung open to reveal Sanji’s infuriated face slowly changing into one of horror and embarrassment. His eyes widened, cheeks turning bright red. “Look, it’s not what it seems like, okay? It’s a misunderstanding!”

“Just who were you going to use this for…” Zoro gaped. It couldn’t possibly be him, right?!

“I’m going to kill you, stupid marimo!”

Hope that wasn't too terrible. Thanks for reading!