Like A Virgin
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onepiece_300Title: Like a Virgin
Words: 300 (oh yeah. XD )
Rating: T (for swearing)
Characters: Thatch (and other lovable bastards)
Prompt : Virgin
Summary: Maybe they take losing bets a step to far, then again maybe not. Boys will never learn. Maybe Thatch will.
A/N: God I think I love thatch a bit to much, then again I always feel bad when doing things to him, like putting him in this kind of fanfiction, but I know he's a lovable bastard who can deal with it. I think. XD - gets toaster to her head- I think I to this weeks prompt a bit to far, It just bugged the hell out of me, and I wanted to update this sooner but didn't dare. Enjoy, don't be harsh. XD
“You suck. “
Glaring down from the home made stage, which basically was a table with a pink cloth thrown over it, Ace was looking far to happy, and to
damn pleased, with that Cheshire cat grin on his face.
Which he so desperately wanted to stomp off.
But not with the pink heels he was currently wearing.
Were they suppose to hurt that much anyway, how did woman walk in these.
“Oh I am sorry Thatch, but I don’t believe those words appear in the song. “
Wolf whistles from in front of him made him wince and seeing the other commanders gloat in his humiliation a bit to much made him want to leap of the table and hide in the nearest hiding place he could find for at least a month.
A month would be enough to let the humiliation pass by and make people forget right.
About the pink dress, with pink heels and pink bow currently decorating his amazing hair.
God of the sea’s who was he kidding.
He would live this down till he was eighty. No Ninety.
And then they would only forget because of Alzheimer.
Accept Marco… bastard.
“Com’n Thatch, the sooner you sing the soone-“
“Fine shut up you twat. “ he spat making his audience woes and chuckle.
Yeah sure, he didn’t blame them, who could take a guy in a dress serious anyway. He took a deep breath.
“L-like a virgin… “
Block out the snickering, block out the laughs, block out the snickering, block out the laughs -
“Touched for the very first time “ smite me, if there is a god let him smite me.
“Like a vi-uh-urgin “
By now the blood in his face had cause his hearing to stop.
Which was good.
“Like a virgin~”
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Just because I firmly believe that whitebeard pirates know the song Like a virgin from madonna, I am absolutly 100% sure of it.
Words: 300 (oh yeah. XD )
Rating: T (for swearing)
Characters: Thatch (and other lovable bastards)
Prompt : Virgin
Summary: Maybe they take losing bets a step to far, then again maybe not. Boys will never learn. Maybe Thatch will.
A/N: God I think I love thatch a bit to much, then again I always feel bad when doing things to him, like putting him in this kind of fanfiction, but I know he's a lovable bastard who can deal with it. I think. XD - gets toaster to her head- I think I to this weeks prompt a bit to far, It just bugged the hell out of me, and I wanted to update this sooner but didn't dare. Enjoy, don't be harsh. XD
“You suck. “
Glaring down from the home made stage, which basically was a table with a pink cloth thrown over it, Ace was looking far to happy, and to
damn pleased, with that Cheshire cat grin on his face.
Which he so desperately wanted to stomp off.
But not with the pink heels he was currently wearing.
Were they suppose to hurt that much anyway, how did woman walk in these.
“Oh I am sorry Thatch, but I don’t believe those words appear in the song. “
Wolf whistles from in front of him made him wince and seeing the other commanders gloat in his humiliation a bit to much made him want to leap of the table and hide in the nearest hiding place he could find for at least a month.
A month would be enough to let the humiliation pass by and make people forget right.
About the pink dress, with pink heels and pink bow currently decorating his amazing hair.
God of the sea’s who was he kidding.
He would live this down till he was eighty. No Ninety.
And then they would only forget because of Alzheimer.
Accept Marco… bastard.
“Com’n Thatch, the sooner you sing the soone-“
“Fine shut up you twat. “ he spat making his audience woes and chuckle.
Yeah sure, he didn’t blame them, who could take a guy in a dress serious anyway. He took a deep breath.
“L-like a virgin… “
Block out the snickering, block out the laughs, block out the snickering, block out the laughs -
“Touched for the very first time “ smite me, if there is a god let him smite me.
“Like a vi-uh-urgin “
By now the blood in his face had cause his hearing to stop.
Which was good.
“Like a virgin~”
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Just because I firmly believe that whitebeard pirates know the song Like a virgin from madonna, I am absolutly 100% sure of it.
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Date: 2010-03-22 09:51 pm (UTC)YES FEEL HIS PAIN *flails with you*
HEELS. CRUEL! INMENSLY CUREL!
*laguhs her chubby butt off with you* I would pay gold to see that performance though.
Oooh yes the nurses, wanne bet they have it on one of those recording dials and play it all day. XD
... heels. I am evil I don't even wear heels myself. XD
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Date: 2010-03-22 10:21 pm (UTC)and so are you. XD
This is just what fandom adores about them and there will never be enough of it!!
Yes, I totally agree. They all know cheesy 80s pop and when they get drunk enough can do a mean set of power ballads. >:3
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Date: 2010-03-23 07:31 am (UTC)and D'aw you person make me blush with your words. XD
Haha I know right I need more whitebeard happy silly lovely times. XD
LMAO! see. I knew it I am not the only one of believes taht they know these powerful cheesy 80's pop. ((LMAO. XD power ballads... that cracked me up for some reason))
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Date: 2010-03-22 11:19 pm (UTC)Poooor Thatch... *laughs hysterically*
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Date: 2010-03-22 11:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-23 07:20 am (UTC)"Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight ... " from abba as themesong, XD I mean com'n they just have to. *gigglesnort*
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Date: 2010-03-23 07:20 am (UTC)*laughs with you*
your friendly neighborhood Mod, here
Date: 2010-03-23 03:30 am (UTC)Re: your friendly neighborhood Mod, here
Date: 2010-03-23 07:21 am (UTC)Hilarity!
Date: 2010-03-23 05:24 am (UTC)Re: Hilarity!
Date: 2010-03-23 07:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-23 05:54 am (UTC)Cati-chan, this made my day. :))))))) *is shot*
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Date: 2010-03-23 07:29 am (UTC)XD WHEE. But I am happy you like it. *wiggles* who can't love thatch in a pink dress.
it's impossible!
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Date: 2010-03-23 09:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-23 01:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-23 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-23 01:27 pm (UTC)