Damn inspiration.
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onepiece_300Title: Match Made in Hell
Words: 299
Pairing/Characters: Sadi-chanxDoflamingo
Rating: T, or M if you're that sensitive
Topic: Obscure characters/rare pairings
Media: Fic
Genre: Romance, humor-horror.
Just trying to get all these Sadi-chan ideas out before they fade away...
“Dammit!” Sengoku roared, storming down the halls. “I told those damn Shichibukai that they can’t bring anyone here!”
“S-sir, she works for the World Government.” A Marine stuttered.
“What?!”
“Yes, it’s Sadi-chan, a chief guard of Impel Down.”
“What the hell is she doing here, then?” Sengoku yelled over the banging and crashing reverberating through the entire building.
“I’m n-not so sure…” the Marine said timidly.
Sengoku growled and cursed under his breath. Doflamingo was bad enough in all his feathery-pink glory, wagging his tongue at everyone and refusing to sit properly in a chair. But as far as Sengoku knew, no woman was ever attracted to the Shichibukai on the grounds that he was- simply put- dementedly sadistic.
He didn’t know how, or why that Impel Down guard decided to hitch a ride with Doflamingo. All he wanted was for them to spare the Marine base from further damage.
There was a loud explosion somewhere off in the building. The shouts of Marines leaked through the shaking walls as they ran about, trying to calm everyone down.
“Can’t they go do it on his ship or something?” Sengoku sighed. “Why here?”
“Blaa-aaah.” His goat bleated.
Two figures suddenly crashed right through plaster and wood. They were covered in blood and various wounds, but it was obvious they weren’t fighting. Sengoku bellowed in surprise and jumped back, his face twisted in disgust and horror.
“Mmmm!!~” one of the blood-coated figures screamed, her decency only preserved by strips of shredded leather.
“Oi, Sengoku!” Doflamingo grinned, freeing a hand for a brief second to wave before Sadi-chan yanked his arm down with her teeth.
“GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!” Sengoku roared.
Doflamingo ignored him and continued doing whatever he was- what on earth was he doing, anyways?!
Sengoku quickly exited.
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Date: 2010-05-04 06:49 am (UTC)This is a Sadi-chan week indeed!!! :D:D:D:D:D
I loved the description of Donflamingo and Sengoku getting freaked out by whatever the hell they're doing. XD
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Date: 2010-05-04 11:21 pm (UTC)Honestly, I don't know what they were doing either...
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Date: 2010-05-05 11:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-04 07:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-04 11:22 pm (UTC)And then the whole Marine base crumbles to the ground. :D
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Date: 2010-05-04 11:23 pm (UTC)Eh, he'll get over it... eventually. Or not.
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Date: 2010-05-05 11:36 pm (UTC)This was hilarious. I especially love, "What on earth WAS he doing, anyway?" XP
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Date: 2010-05-06 02:28 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2010-05-06 03:35 am (UTC)