I DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! OAO

[dandywonderous.livejournal.com]

I was just making supper, and BAM, this idea tackled me, and it's so... augh! *headdesk*

Lord, I apologize...

It probably would have gone on, if not for the pesky word limit.

Title: The Kidnapping of Namifia
Rating: PG-13 (but the omake is R-ish)
Characters: Chopperman, Namifia, Dr. Usodabada
Word Count: 250 (without omake)
Prompt: Rare characters and/or pairings

 

 

Chopperman was enjoying his Saturday morning cartoons when it occurred to him that he was enjoying his Saturday morning cartoons without being interrupted by one of Dr. Usodabada’s nefarious schemes.

He shrugged and forgot about it, then decided he wanted some chocolate milk.

“Namifia! Namifia, can you get me some milk?” he called over his shoulder.

When she didn’t immediately gripe at him or complain about the cost of milk, he grew concerned and went looking for her.

She wasn’t there.

“Oh no!” he realized with shock. “Dr. Usodabada must have kidnapped her!”

So away Chopperman flew to Dr. Usodabada’s castle to save his lovely assistant.

Sure enough, he could see her through the window, in the deadly clutches of the evil Dr. Usodabada.

“Namifia!” he cried, bursting in.

The fiend quickly released her. They separated, and she quickly straightened her shirt and began searching for her discarded glasses and headset.

“Ch-chopperman! What are you doing here?”

“I came to save you!” Chopperman explained, preparing to use a Kyuun Spark on Dr. Usodabada.

“Aaah!” the evil doctor screamed, preparing to hide.

“Wait!” Namifia jumped between the two. “Uh, Chopperman, I don’t need saving. I was just… negotiating some business deals.”

Chopperman was confused. “Really?”

“Yes. Don’t worry!” She smiled cheerily.

He blinked at her, then shrugged and turned away. “Um, okay then. CARTOONS!”

The two watched him fly back out the window, and then Namifia turned to him again, coyly twirling his mustache around her finger. “Now, where were we…”

Omake!

When Zorogilla came home from buying fresh onigiri, he found Sanjilops sulking outside the door to their boss’s inner lair, from which… interesting noises could be heard.

“What’s with you?” Zorogilla asked around a mouthful of rice ball.

Sanjilops looked up at him with a pout and teary eyes. “Why don’t I ever get to make business deals?”

“Oh, Doctor!”

“Oh, Namifia!”

Sanjilops’ nose started spurting massive amounts of blood and he passed out in the floor.

Zorogilla shook his head and walked away, wondering if he could go back to the No Respect Time theatre. Things were a lot more fun and violent there…



 

Comments

[aoi24.livejournal.com]

*le gasp* tainting the family-friendly Chopperman like that, you should be ashamed!!

But on the other hand. *wiggles eyebrows* who doesn't love a villain. XD

[dandywonderous.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm a baaaad girl. XP

It's the sexy mustache. Totally. ^^

[amethyst-turtle.livejournal.com]

Fraternizing with the enemy, Namifia? Tsk tsk.

No Respect Time was awesome. I love how pimpin' Zoro was there since he had the girls on his side. XD