Don't mind me, blatant shipping here...

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Title: Illustrated Men
Rating: PG
Media: Fic
Characters: All Strawhats EXCEPT Brook and Chopper, Some pairings but no actual romance
Word Count: 299 after WAY too much cutting
Prompt: Ink

A/N: It HAD to be done, with a prompt like ink. XP And yeah, these are my favorite ships... couldn't help myself. XP

 

 

“Unnh… that was some party…”

“Suuu…per.”

Zoro woke up then, grimacing. “Damn… so this is what a hangover feels like…”

“Someone wake them up,” said Sanji, nodding at Luffy and Usopp’s prone forms. Franky poked them until they opened their eyes.

“Whooo… that was fun,” Luffy cried groggily.

“Does anyone remember what happened?” Usopp asked.

“No, but I have a killer hangover and my ass hurts… Not like that, shitty marimo! My buttcheek,” he clarified.

“Hey, Zoro, what’s on your back?” asked Luffy suddenly.

“Eh?”

“It’s a tattoo,” said Franky, looking closer. “Says Tashigi.”

Sanji snorted as Zoro’s face turned a bright red. “Isn’t that the marine you always run from?”

“Shut up, shit-cook!” he growled. Then he noticed Usopp’s arm. “Well, his new tattoo says Kaya!”

“Eh?!” Usopp looked down to find “Kaya” tattooed on his arm.

“Hey, I got one, too!” Luffy crowed, looking at his own arm.

“VIVI!?” Usopp cried, shocked.

“Didn’t see that comin’,” said Sanji.

“I also have a SUPER tattoo,” Franky announced. “Robin” was written across his chest.

Sanji burst into laughter. “I can’t believe you guys got tattoos of your crushes! Hahaha!”

“I can’t believe you didn’t,” Zoro muttered, staring at him in disbelief. And then something occurred to him.

“Hey, Luffy, can you hold curlybrow down a second?”

“Uh, sure,” said Luffy, pinning Sanji to the floor.

“HEY! What gives, shithead!?”

“Now,” said Zoro, smirking, “let’s flip him over and look at that hurt buttcheek of his…”

“Wha-HEY, NO, LEAVE MY PANTS ON, YOU SHITTY-”

“It says Nami!”

“It’s in a heart!”

“That looks SUPER, Cook-bro!”

“AHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

“SHITHEADS, I’M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!”

...

“Robin, why do I have a tramp stamp that says Sanji!?!”

“I’m not sure, Navigator-san; I have one above my right boob that says Franky.”

“These better be temporary…”

A/N: Whether Nami gets her wish or not is left to the reader. XD



 

 

Comments

[dandywonderous.livejournal.com]

Yuuuup. XD

Uh-huh. XD

I think it's cute! Though I usually see it as more Vivi's idea than Luffy's, as it is here. Though Luffy is rather surprised, himself... maybe it was just his subconscious coming through the drunkeness? Maybe his drunk!subconscious has more sex drive than normal Luffy? That's my theory.
Either way, it would NEVER happen until Luffy was older, anyway. Right now he's too... Luffy. And Vivi is only 16, gosh! XP XP XP