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onepiece_300Title: Face Cramps
Words: 300
Media: Fic
Characters: Nami, Zoro, Sanji, Robin, Chopper
Prompt: Heart
Rating: K+/T for indecency on Nami's part
It began when Nami emerged from her cabin, clad in swimwear that Zoro proclaimed resembled dental floss more than anything.
“M-M-MELLORIIINE!!~”
“My, Nami-chan, someone’s feeling quite… bold.”
Nami scoffed at all her stunned crewmembers. “It’s summertime, please. And as if you’ve never worn anything like this before, Robin!”
“Actually… not even that.” Robin handed Nami a robe, which she dropped onto a chair without another word. Nami stepped over to a deckchair, each movement threatening to burst the oh-so-fragile looking strings of her bikini. Finally, she reached home base completely safe, and lay down with her sunglasses over her eyes.
“NAMI-SWAAAN!~” Sanji twirled over to the sunbathing girl, stirring up a fierce wind that blew Chopper across the deck. “OH, MY SWEET, MY LOVELY ANGEL OF GRACE AND ELEGANCE!”
“Yes, Sanji-kun?” Nami yelled over the mini-hurricane Sanji was stirring up.
“I would be happy to- oh?” Sanji abruptly stopped noodle-ing, puzzled. His face was still trapped in an expression of lovesickness. “M-my face! It’s stuck!”
“PFFFT!” Zoro was unable to hold in his laughter. “HAAAAH!”
“Shut up!” Sanji yelled, his eye still resembling a giant pink heart and his mouth stretched into a goofy grin. “Ch-Chopper! Fix my face!”
“I’ve always heard that one’s face can become stuck in a certain position, but I’ve never witnessed it myself.” Robin said thoughtfully, probably taking mental notes as she watched the scene fold out.
“CHOPPER!” Sanji yelled, beginning to panic. “MY EYE! MY FACE!”
“Stop squirming, Sanji!” Chopper ordered as he tried to subdue the flailing man.
“Guys, would you mind doing it somewhere else? I’m trying to sunbathe!”
“HAAAHAHA! Ero-Cook finally got what he deserved!!”
“SHUT UP! Chopper!!”
“I’m trying my best!”
“OW, DON’T POKE MY EYE! THAT HURTS!”
“Sanji, I can’t work when you’re squirming like that!”
“Idiots…” Nami facepalmed.
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Date: 2010-06-13 06:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-14 02:34 am (UTC)This was hilarious! ^^