Our Bro...er Sister
Jul. 11th, 2010 09:36 pmTitle: Our Bro..er sister.
Word Count: 300
Character(s): Ace, Whitebeard pirates
Topic: Crack
Media: fic
Spoiler(s): Impel Down
Rating: T
“So, long story short I’m a woman now and for some reason that Iva-san is still investigating I’m currently unable to be changed back to my original gender.” Ace concluded with a clap of his hands “So, what’s for dinner?”
Marco made a pained noise and pinched the bridge of his nose “Never again. You are never going anywhere unsupervised again.”
Ace pouted “Well, that’s not very nice Marco. We’re nakama! You’re supposed to accept me no matter what I look like.”
Whitebeard choose not to say anything but merely massaged his temples with one massive hand and reached for the sake with the other. Stefan, sensing his masters’ distress, whined piteously and Haruta quickly squatted down to reassure the normally cheerful hound.
Jozu shook his head heavily. It was going to be one of those days. “At least he, she, whatever is wearing a top. Thanks for that Izou.”
Izou arched one finely shaped eyebrow. “Well we cannot let Ace-chan go around like he’s accustomed to.”
“Ah, Izou, I’m really hot. Can I please take this shirt off?” Ace whined.
“LIKE HELL!”
Apparently there was a consensus on that topic.
“Ace my son, daughter, however you prefer to be addressed.” Whitebeard sighed “As long as you are female you will continue to wear clothing that covers your…chest.”
Ace pouted and Izou took pity on him. “Look Ace-chan. How about we go shopping and get you some comfortable clothes to wear until Iva-sama gets this sorted out.”
“Yeah, about that.” Ace nervously scratched the back of his head “Iva-san was serious when he said he couldn’t turn me back.”
“Then I’m afraid you’re going to have to learn how to appreciate the fine art of ‘feminine support’ because you’re not getting back on this ship without some sort of bra.”
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Date: 2010-07-11 09:48 pm (UTC)And finally something with Haruta and Izou. I don't suppose I could request a story focusing on them? They've become favorites of mine, even though they weren't shown much.
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Date: 2010-07-11 09:55 pm (UTC)Sorry but while I like to pick at challenges I never take requests. (I find my inspiration tends to fly out the window with them.)
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Date: 2010-07-11 11:09 pm (UTC)That's alright I understand. ^^
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Date: 2010-07-11 10:24 pm (UTC)Have you seen the flood of fem!Ace fics at AP forums? They're everywhere... EVERYWHERE.
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Date: 2010-07-11 10:29 pm (UTC)Oh, I didn't know that! I've written a fearsome amount of genderbenders myself but none over there. *scuttles off to look*
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Date: 2010-07-11 11:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-11 11:11 pm (UTC)XD Plus, I wouldn't access that sort of stuff at work. XD
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Date: 2010-07-12 01:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-12 12:41 pm (UTC)Well, I generally refer to Fem!Ace as Une (translation thing brought up by a polyglot and their point is extremely valid) I have written a good few of these fics...they're floating about somewhere I just can't remember where...
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Date: 2010-07-12 05:39 am (UTC)Very funny and I loved Whitebeard's reaction to what happened.
And once again you show how much you know One Piece characters.
Fantastic as usual aoi!
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Date: 2010-07-12 12:42 pm (UTC)And also how well I use the OP wiki. ;)
Whitebeard had it hard with all those kids. (I think Marco is supposed to be a surrogate mother sometimes.)
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Date: 2010-07-12 12:43 pm (UTC)There is too much Lulz to be had with a female Ace
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Date: 2010-07-13 03:20 am (UTC)You should give me a link to your other crack fics. ;D
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Date: 2010-07-13 11:49 am (UTC)Please consider it prior warning that the authoress have a proclivity for AU and genderbender. >:3
OP 300 Mod, here
Date: 2010-07-17 04:46 am (UTC)Thanks,
The Management
Re: OP 300 Mod, here
Date: 2010-07-17 10:31 am (UTC)Will do!
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Date: 2010-07-23 08:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-07-23 03:02 pm (UTC)Although this is Ace with a randomly female body instead of fem!Ace so less over portective and Crackier!!