Same Old, Same Old

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Title: Same Old, Same Old.
Word Count: 295
Character(s): Bon-chan, Strawhats, Supernovas, Garp.
Topic: Shenanigans
Media: fic
Spoiler(s): Supernovas
Rating: T

 

Bon-chan finished checking his makeup and snapped his compact shut. He smoothed down the ruffled shirt and jacket front of his purple trim suit and pulled in his chair. He nodded to Brooke and the skeletal musician poured him a nicely steaming cup of earl grey.

“So, bones-chan.” He began “What have I missed while I was away?”

Brooke sipped his tea calmly “Oh, you know. Same old, same old.”

Ace flew across the deck in a streak of flames and cursing. Bonney followed him in pursuit shouting something about ‘barbecues’ and ‘thievery’.

Sparks flew with abandon as Killer and Zoro whipped out their weapons and began to duel ferociously. The card table was overturned and chips flew everywhere, ending the game prematurely. Nami shrieked in outrage and brandished her climatact at Hawkins who immediately turned into straw, lassoed up his winnings and made for his own ship.

Sanji sat in his cage, reading a cook book and planning dinner in a resigned manner as Luffy fought Garp for the honour, freedom and culinary skills of his cook.

Law and Chopper held their medical seminar under the guise of a fight but as they both came out of it with wounds and some valuable new medicinal knowledge no one was really sure which it was. Either way there was blood on the deck. (And a few scalpels buried in flesh courtesy of Kaya.)

There was a sharp crack and a cry of pain (we think) as Robin disciplined Sadi-chan and Kidd for getting too ‘fresh.’

Franky was shouting down the den-den mushi as he negotiated with Iceburg and Usopp took down the details of the design.

Bon-chan nibbled on a new brownie recipe of Sanji and dabbed at his mouth. Nothing unusual worth mentioning then.