Because Real Swordsmen Flaunt It
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onepiece_300Title: Because Real Swordsmen Flaunt It
Word Count: 300
Character(s): Mihawk, Zoro, Perona
Topic: Flamboyant.
Media: fic
Spoiler(s): 3D2Y
Rating: T-ish
"And you’ve kidnapped me from the bath why again?"
Zoro's face remained stoically passive, but there was a flash deep in his eyes; a brief sense that he had wanted this guidance for ages now.
Who better to help him than the signature models for The Goth-Loli Bible: Grand Line Edition?
Their plan had taken shape over the past thirteen months based on random snippets of conversation.
"That ero-cook is always in his prissy suits and frou-frou casualwear..."
"Usopp only ‘does’ overalls or some shit..."
"Robin's style is nice and practical...except the stockings..."
"Me? Whatever I can throw on I guess..."
Mihawk swiftly gathered Zoro's clothes in a pile on the bedroom floor while Perona threw open myriad chests, trunks and wardrobes before the fundoshi-clad, bathwater-dripping swordsman.
"Roronoa Zoro," the elder blade-master began with somber tones. "You lack the appropriate...flair...to be recognized as a truly great swordsman. We will rectify this tonight. You may save one article of clothing; all else will be lost. Choose wisely."
The green-haired, one-eyed protege did not hesitate as he snagged his slightly tattered, well-worn haramaki and turned away to slip it on in front of the mirror. Mihawk and Perona wiped the spittle from their jaws as Zoro flexed experimentally, cheeks taut and tempting around the impromptu thong.
"An excellent choice," the Shichibukai continued, his breath hitching only slightly. "Ghost girl, let us begin."
"Horohorohoro~!" Perona chimed in as she yanked out a shroud-like, green robe with black pantaloons. "You, bleedy-boy, are going to go out slicing and dicing in style!"
Zoro grumbled and rolled his eyes, but his blush remained throughout the entire make-over.
He couldn't wait to wipe the smirk off the ero-cook's GQ face!
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Date: 2010-10-19 02:11 am (UTC)Hilarious and perfect!!
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Date: 2010-10-19 01:22 pm (UTC)Stealing Franky's Hawaiian shirts does not count! XD
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Date: 2010-10-19 09:38 am (UTC)It doesn't seem like a stretch that Mihawk would have lots of wardrobes full of clothes either. He's that kind of swordsman.
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Date: 2010-10-19 01:23 pm (UTC)If not him, I'm sure Perona's been hitting the catalogues for her men... XD
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Date: 2010-10-19 10:57 am (UTC)SO. Much. Fun. XD *flail* A proper ensemble is an integral part of being a swordsman, indeed.
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Date: 2010-10-19 01:23 pm (UTC)