I'll just get the ball rolling

[aoi24.livejournal.com]

Title: This Definitely Constitutes An Emergency.
Word Count: 300
Character(s): OC, Strawhats,
Topic: Stress
Media: fic
Spoiler(s): 3D2Y
Rating: T

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Zoro pressed his face into the polished grain of the door and wept in despair. Sanji patted his shoulder and manfully bit his lip as he stared tearfully off into the distance.

Franky drooped and muttered about things being so 'un-super'. Usopp twitched and his fingers edged towards his ammo pouch. Luffy sat beside him, woefully prodding at Sanjis world-famous pirate lunchboxes.

From the ship of the Kidd pirates, moored nearby, came the sounds and debris of one Eustass 'Captain' Kidd throwing a massive hissy fit.

Law sat on a rock and sulked quietly. A dark cloud gathering around his head. Perona fluttered around the storm in delight.

Vivi and Kohza exchanged confused looks at the general state of melancholy.

"Nami-san, why are…"

"Oh, well the thing is." Nami sighed unhappily "Sieg has apparently decided to close the bar today."

Vivi furrowed her brow in confusion "They why can't we go to a different bar?"

There was a flicker in the air as multiple filthy looks were thrown in her direction.

"Fufuu~ I'm afraid that no bar, tavern or purveyor of beverages will ever measure up to any establishment of Sieg" Robin chuckled.

Kohza blinked in surprise "Wait, are we talking about the Sieg. The best and most taciturn barman on the Grand Line."

Vivi gasped in surprise "You mean, this establishment belongs to the Sieg who has the best liquor supply connections in the entire world!"

"You've heard of him then?" Nami snickered.

"Sieg, don't go!" Zoro sobbed into the gargantuan mans leg. "Where will I go? What will I do?"

Sieg stared impassively before uttering one word. "Vacation." He rumbled and, shaking Zoro off, he hefted his rucksack and began to climb the mountain. The bear made a sound and padded in his wake.

Zoro wailed in despair.

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A/N: For the uninitiated 'Sieg' is an OC that appears freely wherever you may choose to use him. So far he has popped up in fics of both myself and Penniless1.

He resembles a bear, says even less and has a 'pet' bear. He is not a pirate, but is the favoured barman of them. (Zoro adores his bar) Fighting is allowed in his establishment as well as tabs but no one drinks for free. It is uncertain how many times his bar has been wrecked but let's agree on A LOT. XD

And Yes, That is a 'Gone With The Wind' reference. I am a sick, sick woman.

 

Comments

[penniless1.livejournal.com]

FFS woman you just made me laugh so HARD!!!!

(Yes, Zoro is really a little Scarlett O'hara ain't he?)

And I see LawRona. I <3 U!!

Sieg, you mighty mighty man. Go. Rest. XD

[aoi24.livejournal.com]

I can see it, I can just envision it. (And the blatant wrong makes it al the more entertaining)

Providing alcohol and venues to those guys all year? I think he's damn well earned a week off. (Which he apparantly spends climbing mountains with his ursine companion. How manly! )

[penniless1.livejournal.com]

I thought it was the aftermath of hearing that Lady!Croc and Drake and Robin and Dragon were expecting...XD

[aoi24.livejournal.com]

That EPIC trashing of his bar probably led to this much deserved break.