Loyalty Makes Switching...Difficult
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onepiece_300Title: Loyalty Makes Switching...Difficult
Rating: T+ (language)
Media: fic
Characters: Buggy, Bon Kurei, Kidd (no Eustass tag?)
Word Count: 300
Prompt: Change
"Are you kidding me?" Kidd snarled as he hauled the hapless storekeeper over her counter.
"How can you have none for sale?" the irate supernova roared as he shook the poor woman, who had tears streaming down her face. Suddenly, a slippered foot threatened to snap his head off his neck with a powerful roundhouse kick. The supernova used his magnetic powers to bury the Straw-hats' favorite okama under numerous shelves.
"Back off, ballerina! I just want my foundation so the sun won't burn my fucking face off...maybe some lipstick and eyeliner...but she's all out!"
A wail came from the rubble as Bentham dug himself free. With tears in his eyes, he began to screech at the swooning storekeeper.
"None? Stop jooking around! No blush? Not even one lousy cake of eyeshadow? I'll kill you!"
Kidd rolled his eyes and went back to terrorizing the poor woman. The red-headed psychopath yanked her off the ground by the buckle of her belt as Bentham drew himself upright, towering over her menacingly.
"Whoa, hey, where's all the lipstick? Goddammit!" Buggy howled as he left his feet by the hair accessories and floated his torso over to the counter. Glancing at the two men and the suspended, terrified woman, the Clown did a double-take.
"S-so she's outta the whole line too?"
Kidd and Bentham nodded grimly. Buggy's bottom lip began to tremble...his eyebrow twitched.
A sudden explosion rocked the cafe where Galdino, Zoro and Killer were drinking coffee. There was a plethora of swan feathers and a disturbing lack of metallic shrapnel.
"No M.A.C. here either," Zoro concluded with a vexed sigh.
"I wish they'd just wear Revlon," Galdino grumbled as he put down his mug.
"Or at least try the CoverGirl," Killer added in a dark murmur.
Rating: T+ (language)
Media: fic
Characters: Buggy, Bon Kurei, Kidd (no Eustass tag?)
Word Count: 300
Prompt: Change
"Are you kidding me?" Kidd snarled as he hauled the hapless storekeeper over her counter.
"How can you have none for sale?" the irate supernova roared as he shook the poor woman, who had tears streaming down her face. Suddenly, a slippered foot threatened to snap his head off his neck with a powerful roundhouse kick. The supernova used his magnetic powers to bury the Straw-hats' favorite okama under numerous shelves.
"Back off, ballerina! I just want my foundation so the sun won't burn my fucking face off...maybe some lipstick and eyeliner...but she's all out!"
A wail came from the rubble as Bentham dug himself free. With tears in his eyes, he began to screech at the swooning storekeeper.
"None? Stop jooking around! No blush? Not even one lousy cake of eyeshadow? I'll kill you!"
Kidd rolled his eyes and went back to terrorizing the poor woman. The red-headed psychopath yanked her off the ground by the buckle of her belt as Bentham drew himself upright, towering over her menacingly.
"Whoa, hey, where's all the lipstick? Goddammit!" Buggy howled as he left his feet by the hair accessories and floated his torso over to the counter. Glancing at the two men and the suspended, terrified woman, the Clown did a double-take.
"S-so she's outta the whole line too?"
Kidd and Bentham nodded grimly. Buggy's bottom lip began to tremble...his eyebrow twitched.
A sudden explosion rocked the cafe where Galdino, Zoro and Killer were drinking coffee. There was a plethora of swan feathers and a disturbing lack of metallic shrapnel.
"No M.A.C. here either," Zoro concluded with a vexed sigh.
"I wish they'd just wear Revlon," Galdino grumbled as he put down his mug.
"Or at least try the CoverGirl," Killer added in a dark murmur.
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Date: 2010-11-24 03:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-30 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-29 08:28 pm (UTC)The writing style is also very descriptive and the calm macho men at the end made me laugh, nicely done!
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Date: 2010-11-30 02:59 pm (UTC)I continued the story a bit further (for both this and the AceXMarco) here (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6243909/13/).