Mother, May I?

[penniless1.livejournal.com]

Such an epic topic like Pranks and no one wrote in. -_-;

synvamp, I hope this one is good for you.

Title: Mother, May I?
Rating: T (language)
Media: AU fic
Characters: Usopp, Sanji
Word Count: 300
Prompt: Pranks

Zoro woke up with his hair shit brown.  Luffy woke up with his fingers tied together.  Chopper woke up with his mouth stuck with peanut butter.  Franky woke up with his briefs replaced with long underwear.  Brook found his precious Slash-guitar hanging from the window. When Bentham screeched about his makeup being emptied, Sanji quietly thanked God that Usopp had spared him from his annual birthday pranks.

Until the chef-in-training realized that his cigarettes had disappeared.

The deprived blond howled as he stormed through the dormitory looking to skin Usopp. In the process, he discovered that Trafalgar Law had lost his skeleton from pre-med; Eustass Kidd had found his Buckyballs next to his external hard drive; Urouge had woken up tied to a crucifix. Even Hawkins had been tagged, his "8-Ball" currently bobbing in a bathtub full of spiders.

Ugh.

Why couldn't someone as sneaky and crafty as Usopp have been born on any other day but April 1? Besides, wasn't he supposed to be visiting his sick mom this week?

When Sanji finally found him on the roof, the long-nose didn't even turn around and squeak. And, apparently, he hadn't thrown away his cigs, but snitched them for his own fucking use. Before the blond could put a long and lanky foot up his brown ass because goddammit he was supposed to have quit, the younger man exhaled and turned around.

There were tear-stains all down his cheeks and bags under his eyes. He looked like he'd had all the pranks played on him.

"Died. Last night. Got back in after one."

Oh.

"She told me to go all out."

Oh.

"As long as you had permission, cuntlicker," Sanji sighed as he hugged Ussop sloppily and snatched back his smokes.

Then he found out exactly where Benny's makeup had gone.

Comments

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Totally unexpected and powerful....Very nice.

[penniless1.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Trying to work up some Banchina + Usopp/Sogeking greatness and this popped out. It surprised me too! :D

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

That was awesome!!!

Funny and sweet and everything in between. Plus wonderful use of Usopp's birthday and Sanji in make-up is always a winner for me!

Can I make you the winner now?! That was freaking amazing. Thanks for making my prompt come to life in such a great way! XD

[penniless1.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! I had to get Usopp to prank his pal and throw in some Banchina!references to help me with another fic. Didn't expect this gem...

[dragon5174.livejournal.com]

I was laughing so hard till Sanji talked with Usopp; and then felt guilty as hell then I read the last line and started laughing again. Very well done.

[penniless1.livejournal.com]

Thank you! At that point, even I felt guilty...