Here in the Southern hemisphere, we are hawt :D

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

Title: Skinny Dip
Rating: PG 13+ for language and cheek(s)
Media: fic
Characters: Zoro, Sanji & Luffy
Word Count: 308
Prompt: temperature

Just a random piece about what random boys do if you leave them alone for too long. Probably gen, some ZoSan if you really look for it!

 

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“I’m hot,” Luffy told his sandals, his words disappearing with a puff of steam into the rippling heat haze.

 

“I’m hungry!” he declared, sitting firmly in a sand dune.

 

Sanji walked past the protesting Captain and bumped him affectionately, “It’s not much further.”

 

Luffy studied Sanji: he was wearing a pastel blue shirt and smoking, the slight breeze ruffling his hair. He looked like he belonged in an air conditioning advertisement.

 

“I’m tired now!”

 

“Well, you have to suck it up,” Sanji said firmly.

 

 “Zoo-rooo!” Luffy called plaintively, seeking a second opinion. The wide-eyed boy looked around, blinking in the glare, “Where’s Zoro?”

 

“Great. That’s just what we need - the human compass…” Sanji grumbled.

 

“ZORO! ZOOOOROOOO!!!”

 

“Over here!”

 

Luffy followed the voice and saw water – clear, green and inviting. He ran madly toward it, sinking knee deep into sand. He threw off his vest, then his shirt, pants and underwear. By the time he leapt into the air, his bare bum was gleaming in the sunlight.

 

Zoro chuckled as Luffy surfaced, spluttering. He should be fine in only a few feet of water but the swordsman wasn’t taking any chances. He stripped off quickly and dove in, loving the feeling of cool water beading on his hot skin.

 

Sanji crested the hill last,

 

“What the hell are you doing?!” the dazed cook spluttered.

 

“I’m swimming!!!” shouted Luffy, paddling in three inches of water.

 

“Just watching ero-cook, or you coming in?” Zoro drawled, still offensively confident in the buff.

 

“I.. well..”

 

It was very hot…

 

“If either of you tells the girls, I’ll make you into a sauce,” Sanji hissed as he stripped off, “a really shitty one!”

 

“Nothing to tell them about,” Zoro deadpanned back.

 

“Asshole!”

 

Embarrassment forgotten, Sanji charged into the water to ensure Zoro had the best angle on his incredible assets.

 

Nothing?

 

My ass!

 

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Comments

[allbluechaser.livejournal.com]

LOL! AWESOME!

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

It was fun *lol*

And I love what you have done with the prompt :D I'm definitely one of the 'some' that like it hot!

[moocow33.livejournal.com]

lmaos, fantastic

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

It's normally harder to get Sanji out of his pants (if you are a man that is) but I only had 300 words ;D

[rain-explodes.livejournal.com]

I really want some fanart to accompany this XD

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

ME TOO!!! *begs shamelessly* please someone with artistic talent, find it in your heart to share nude boys with us!!!

[printfogey.livejournal.com]

Great! I was hoping southern hemisphere-writers would chime in for this prompt, it makes things more varied! :DD Love the pun at the end - apt for the situation but also to express Sanji's temper!

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

It was a good prompt! I'm glad that I'm not the only one who loves a bad pun! Sanji's revenge has never looked so good ;D

[penniless1.livejournal.com]

Bishiness abounding in a pool? *grabs binoculars*

I'm slightly north of the equator but I'm certain the thermometer's gone up :D

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

I love a good perve ;D Glad that you approve of nude straw-hats. I think Sanji may have been a little harder to convince but I hit the word count pretty hard! *Mmmmm nude straw-hats*