nudist!Zoro
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onepiece_300Title: nudist!Zoro
Rating: PG for naked Marimo and swearing
Media: fic
Characters: Zoro, Sanji, Nami
Word Count: 298
Prompt: head!canon
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“What the hell are you doing?!” Sanji shouted.
“Getting some sun,” Zoro drawled, lounging happily on the deck.
“You’re… naked!” Sanji squeaked waving his arms in a highly unsuccessful attempt to ‘unsee’.
“And you’re super observant. Got a problem?” Zoro raised one eyebrow enquiringly.
“Yes! That!!!” Sanji waved enthusiastically at the swordsman’s lower regions.
“Feeling inadequate, shit-cook?”
“No!” Sanji leapt to the defence of his manhood. He assumed a fighting stance and then realised that to fight Zoro, he would have to touch him. And he was all… naked.
Change of plan!
“It’s not that baka! Think of the poor innocent ladies! They would be forever scarred if they discovered you… just…”
“Naked?” Zoro helped.
“You-can’t-lie-around-on-the-ship-naked-it’s-just-not-decent,” Sanji stammered, turning red.
“Ladies! Hah. Nami’s seen more..”
“Right! I don’t care if you’re naked you bastard!!!” Sanji leapt on the offending Marimo, raining down kicks in a display of pure White Knight rage.
Zoro fought back with glee. In no time, they were beating the crap out of each other.
“Ummm… Sanji?”
Sanji froze.
Oh dear.
Nami tapped the cook’s shoulder. He was on the floor under Zoro, where they had landed while wrestling.
“What are you doing?”
“Ahhh… nothing, sweet petal. Zoro was just being his usual indiscreet self.”
“Yeah, I was going to mention that. Why is Zoro… naked? What are you two doing?”
“Me? I..?! Nami! You couldn’t possibly think..!” Sanji exploded, scrambling to his feet and trying to forget some of the *cough* highly revealing *cough* positions Zoro had been in.
“Never mind,” the navigator sung out sweetly, “I have a feeling that I don’t want to know!” then she waltzed off, up the deck, whistling a tune.
“Zoro?”
“Yes, shit cook?”
“I hate you.”
“I know.” Zoro grinned.
Ah, being naked always felt so free.
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Date: 2012-01-10 09:19 pm (UTC)Well, I've always maintained that Zoro goes commando, so this isn't really a big step up. Ya know, once the rest of the Strawhats get used to it.
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Date: 2012-01-11 06:41 am (UTC)Yeah, commando makes perfect sense for Zoro. And he is so confident, random, in-your-face... total nudist! Not sure how Usopp will cope, but I think the others would be fine. This is my guess of how it would happen:
Chopper - he's a doctor so he's used to it
Robin - would smile knowingly
Nami - would ignore it completely (as in above - not even talking to Zoro directly)
Franky - would strip off too I think *lol*
Brook - would start singing about the beauty of the body (if only he had one)
Luffy - would also strip off once he saw Franky and Zoro, thinking it was some kind of party
...Oh, all except Sanji. He's never gonna get used to it XD
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Date: 2012-01-14 12:01 am (UTC)Well, you know, after you said that I kept thinking about it, and I ended up writing this (http://xarciel.livejournal.com/1844.html#cutid1). It's entirely your fault. I hope you don't mind that it directly follows on from what you wrote here, but I just couldn't resist. >.>
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Date: 2012-01-12 05:53 am (UTC)Also, I read the first comment, I love the reactions from the rest of the crew, nude party sounds hilarious. Poor Sanji, I would feel bad if I wasn't laughing so hard.
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Date: 2012-01-14 12:23 am (UTC)NUDE PARTY!!!! With all that rubber, it would be a hell of an eye opener!
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Date: 2012-01-15 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-08 12:53 pm (UTC)