Continuing my one fangirl mission to revive this forum!

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

Title: Simple Mistake
Rating: T – less subtle hint of naughty *lol*
Media: fic
Pairing/Characters: Zoro / Sanji
Word Count: 292
Prompt: ‘misunderstanding’

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Sanji hovered just outside the kitchen door. He had been waiting for Zoro to come out for ages; long enough to have smoked several cigarettes and enjoyed them thoroughly at least. What the hell was Zoro doing in his kitchen anyway? Random moss headed id..

Just as the aforementioned mossy green head emerged from the door, Sanji launched himself forwards. He grabbed a fistful of Zoro’s shirt and used the swordsman’s hulking body to swing himself around into position, putting one foot behind Zoro’s ankle and forcing him backwards with his weight.

It worked just like Ace said it would! As soon as Zoro was off balance, he tripped over Sanji’s foot and fell backwards. The cook used his grip on Zoro’s shirt to control the movement so that when they hit the ground he was on top, his legs straddling Zoro’s hips.

Just as he was about to declare victory and possibly strike a pose, Zoro bucked his hips viciously. Sanji fell forwards and Zoro rolled, using the momentum to push the cook beneath him. Now the swordsman was on top, between the cook’s legs. He smiled wickedly and pushed his weight down, pressing into Sanji’s groin with just enough pressure to send the cook’s curly eyebrows rocketing into his hairline.

The startled cook closed his powerful legs and trapped the swordsman, pinning him in place. Zoro hands were still free though and they skimmed across Sanji’s chest lightly before clasping his shoulders and pulling him closer. The look on his face scared Sanji; this new fighting technique wasn’t tuning out the way he had hoped…

“Stop it lunk head!” Sanji shouted, as Zoro leaned in just a *tad* too close, “Where the hell did you learn to wrestle???”

“Wait... wrestle!?!”

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Comments

[xarciel.livejournal.com]

I laughed far too hard at that last line. Oh poor, confused Sanji, don't worry, Zoro will teach you all about his kind of wrestling. xD

Also makes me wonder what Ace had in mind when he taught Sanji that move. ;D

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

That's great! Punchline fics can flop pretty easily so I'm glad it pulled through XD

Poor confused Zoro too... I figured that kind of touch-feely fighting would be perfect Zoro foreplay *lol*

...Ace is a naughty, naughty man who probably knows Zoro a little better than he should!!!

[aestover.livejournal.com]

LOLLL Oh, Sanji...

That was definitely not expected, haha! Thanks for the great read -- and a great laugh!

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

Random Marimo is random *fits of laughter*

Poor love-cook. When will he learn that Zoro lives to fluster him? ...and that there is no controlling a horny swordsman! XD

[narcisisticniny.livejournal.com]

HAHA, poor Sanji. Zoro gives him hope then just shatters it. Such a great read.

Now I'm curious how Ace taught Sanji that move. >:D

[synvamp.livejournal.com]

For a guy like Sanji who loves to plan, Zoro is just a nightmare... SO unpredictable! *lol*

xarciel's comment made me think about Ace's motives... I'd love to think he had some *cough* personal experience with Zoro and then, knowing the swordsman had a bit of a thing for blondes, showed Sanji some moves that he knew Zoro would like... when you are a deadly swordsman, wrestling would be pretty much just foreplay! Ace & Luffy definitely have the prankster sense of humour going on XD

Thanks for reading!!!

[narcisisticniny.livejournal.com]

Haha, Zoro would be a nightmare. XD

That sounds..like a juicy side fic. *wink wink, nudge nudge* :D