Secret Friends
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Title: Secret Friends
Rating: M - swearing and hints of yaoi
Media: fic
Characters: Zoro / Sanji, crew
Word Count: 299 – including definition
Prompt: transparent
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“Transparent:-
adjective/-ˈspar-/ /tranˈspe(ə)rənt/
3. Having thoughts, feelings, or motives that are easily perceived
- - you'd be no good at poker—you're too transparent ”*
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Their shouting rang out across the deck through the open galley door.
“Is it really ok for them to fight like that?” Chopper asked, concerned.
“Don’t worry Chopper-kun, Sanji and Zoro are suuuuuuppperr-bros!” Franky enthused, posing.
“But…” the little reindeer’s bottom lip trembled. Words that may or may not have been ‘fuck you, you green headed freak I’m going to boil your stupid cabbage dumpling head in oil’ streamed out of the open door.
“It’s not like they have to hang out together!” Usopp huffed, dodging a frying pan that flew out of the kitchen.
“They do seem to seek each other out…” Robin mused, smiling.
A heavy thumping noise, punctuated by swearing and eyebrow jokes, replaced the crashing from the kitchen.
“Why do they always fight then? It’s scary...” Chopper finished with a squeak, probably caused by the large wok bouncing off the deck behind him.
“They love to fight!” Luffy laughed, swinging into the conversation on a rope hanging from the mast. He wrapped around it twice and all his limbs got tangled up, ending as one heaving rubber knot.
“Why do they act like they hate each other and shout so much?” Chopper asked.
Robin giggled. Franky suddenly had to leave. Usopp went to assist Luffy. Brook began to whistle.
“Dorks. I don’t know why they bother,” Nami huffed as she turned the page on her newspaper, “Everyone knows.”
“OOOooooooOhhhhhh…” Chopper nodded sagely.
“Knows what?” Luffy got free and immediately swung back.
“They’re secret friends!” Chopper said, eyes shining.
“SUGOI!!!” Luffy shouted.
“Kami preserve us…” Nami muttered as she made a mental note to eat on the deck for a few days.
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* the definition is from the google dictionary, here: www.google.com.au/#hl=en&q=transparent&tbs=dfn:1&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=3BFHUMW1LK2PiAer-IGgCA&sqi=2&ved=0CB4QkQ4&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=9b35a0b9a7b5b75c&biw=1366&bih=605
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Date: 2012-11-08 01:17 pm (UTC)