More Crack than exists in Laughing Mushrooms

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

Title: A Picture Book of Childhood
Rating: G
Media: Fic
Characters: Luffy, Ace, Dadan
Pairings: Luffy/Tree, Ace/Food, one-sided Headache/Dadan
Word Count: 154
Prompt: Rope
Notes: I...have no excuse for this. o_o; Only by the greatest stretches of the imagination can it be considered "ropy" but it was inspired by the prompt so...^^;
I wasn't going to post it but...people like crack, right? So, here, crack. There will be non-cracky things on my journal soon! I swear!

A Picture Book of Childhood

This is Luffy.

This is Luffy sneaking up on his brother.

Dadan, can I have some more rice please?

This is Luffy stealing his brother’s food.

Hey! What are you- GIVE THAT BACK!

This is Ace.

This is Ace chasing Luffy.

Get back here!

This is Ace catching Luffy.

That was my lunch!

This is Ace and Luffy beating each other up like loving siblings do everywhere.

Leggo my hair!
Ouch!
Getoffmegetoffmegetoffme!

This is Ace winning.

Getoffmegetoffmegetoffme!

This is Ace tying his brother around a tree.

Hey! Don’t! Let me down I’m huuuuungry! Aaaaaaaace!


This is Dadan.

This is Dadan’s headache.

He ATE MY FOOD!
I was huuuuungry!
Wait your own turn!
He tiiieeeed me aaarooound a treeee!

This is a day in the life of will-be pirates and their would-be guardian.

Ace, get off him. Luffy, stop biting Ace.

This is why Garp dumped them on someone else.

~fin

Also, can we get a Dadan tag please?

Comments

[naye]

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

This is AMAZING in its utter funny cuz it's true-ness! Which makes it hilarious and beautiful and - wow. I'm impressed you managed to write this much when we have no idea who Dadan is! And yet, like I said, it still feels like this is very probably exactly what the D's caretaker had to put up with. XD

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

Dadan has all of one line so far and yet I inexplicably love him/her/it (like Ace, at first, and Marco, and Dragon - love at first sight in One Piece, lol)

Then again, they raised Ace, and Luffy which may be all that we need to know, really. (Do you think Dadan is a scary!awesome badass like Garp, or a nice normal sane person who was bewildered by these miniature hurricanes living in their house? Because scary!awesome would be, well, awesome, but normal!sane would be hilarious!)

Also, sibling fighting = hysterical possibly because I was so very well acquainted with it growing up...

[shayera.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!!

Oh brothers. Poor whoever Dadan was who had to raise them.XD

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

Yes, poor poor Dadan *grins evilly*

[arcielfreeder.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Funny! Made me laugh til I'm on the floor! And it's midnight here. XD

And... Whoever Dadan is-- I certainly want to make him/her my brothers' caretaker! <3

My brother's very much like Ace and Luffy! I always end up having a headache taking care of them. I have no choice, I'm the eldest... Haha! >.

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

XD

Haha, I'm also the oldest...maybe that's why I feel the need to torment Ace so much... of course my sisters aren't even close to as bad as Luffy is...although I used to worry about my youngest sis drowning in our backyard a lot...

[arcielfreeder.livejournal.com]

Tormenting Ace is fun~~ <3 *I'm such a bad elder sister*

And--

OMIGOD!! U better watch out for your sister! What if she ate a devil fruit?? XD

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

I don't worry about her anymore (she's a better swimmer now than I am, for starters) but we have a river in our backyard and when we were little she liked to wander off and play on her own and anytime we had to got out and look for her I'd think she went in the river, she's in the river, she's drowned herself- and then, of course, nothing of the sort had happened.

I...may have projected some of those feelings onto Ace's character as I write him. ^^;

On a non-creepy note! Your icon is lulzy and hilarious &hearts