Nuisances

[naye]

Title: Unignorable
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Character: Garp
Prompt: Nuisance


Garp was a master ignorer.

Take the problem of his son staging a revolution on a global scale. Sure, Sengoku got his panties in a bunch about that every so often, but - hey. What was a guy to do? Call him up and tell the brat to stop overthrowing local governments, or he'd be sent to bed without supper? Not even the fists of love had been able to keep little Dragon from following his heart - he must get it from his mother, Garp supposed.

And while he still had a bone to pick with that Redhair bastard for putting crazy notions into Luffy's tiny (and, after that fateful meeting, rubbery) skull, what Luffy and his brother were up after leaving home wasn't his problem. Like father like son - and if both grandsons were dead set on becoming pirates, well. Garp had tried to stop them.

On the whole, he thought he might actually have done the Marines a favor. If they weren't pirates, those two little brats would currently be giving some commanding officer the worst headache of his life. Not to mention, they'd probably break the spirit of all but the strongest of cooks.

So Garp didn't lose any sleep over what his idiot grandsons were doing without him. Not when that sly old bear Whitebeard got Ace to join him - not even when Luffy caused that ruckus on Enies Lobby.

But he'd underestimated how badly Sengoku would take it. Amusing as he thought it was, the government tended to frown on people breaking their Island of Justice.

And then Ace ended up in Impel Down.

And then Luffy punched a World Noble. (Those guys were even more of a nuisance than the fleet admiral.)

And Garp, to his great dismay, finally had two worries he could not ignore.

Comments

[velshtein.livejournal.com]

But he'd underestimated how badly Sengoku would take it. Amusing as he thought it was, the government tended to frown on people breaking their Island of Justice.
GEHSUKGSHEG. ♥

I love this and I love Garp (and him and Sengoku's interactions) and asdkjds that last line makes me wibble. ;;

[naye]

Garp~! ♥ I love Luffy and Ace's crazy Jiichan a whole lot, and it makes me so happy you liked this!

[catiprojectc.livejournal.com]

Not even the fists of love had been able to keep little Dragon from following his heart - he must get it from his mother, Garp supposed.


sure garp.. blame the mother. XD LOl this is epic, I loved it, amazing job.
Uh and I really like that it's garp. there should be more garp around!! XD and sengoku... cause his brain breakage is the awsomest.

very well written thank you for sharing.!

[naye]

I WANT TO KNOW WHO LUFFY'S GRANDMA IS. Yes I do. So I couldn't help throwing that in there. But. Garp! I love Garp so much! And it always does crack me up that that nutcase is a hero of the Marines. Hee. Poor Marines.

So glad you liked!

[catiprojectc.livejournal.com]

Indeed, but I am curious to his mother as well. The d. women are such a mystery!! Hahah yes Garp is good at crack.
(indeed, makes one wonder how he became the hero not!?)

[eiliem.livejournal.com]

On the whole, he thought he might actually have done the Marines a favor. If they weren't pirates, those two little brats would currently be giving some commanding officer the worst headache of his life.

FUNNY-CUZ-IT'S-TRU!!!!!! BWAHAHHAHAHA

Ah, Garp, ilu <3

And.... I should be worried at the end, because it's worrying and sad (crying!Garp ;_;) but... LUFFY WILL MAKE IT BETTER \o/

[naye]

LUFFY WILL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER! *clings*

I love that this made you laugh! ♥ Because Garp always makes me laugh, and I wanted to share some of my mad love for the crazy old bastard. ♥

[elvenarchress.livejournal.com]

Oh Garp! you did try :D *pets him*

it's just that your boys have their own dreams and you're a good enough grand/father to let them be. XD *hearts*

he'd be sent to bed without supper?

yeah, like that'd work on the World's Most Wanted Man...XD fun/scary to picture though

Ace and Luffy would be like Smoker if they were marines all about their own sense of justice(and Ace would still be shirtless..XD)

[naye]

He did try! He did! And then there was Shanks and Ace being Ace and he might as well have saved himself all that trouble. Aw. Boys. ♥

And GARP. With his revolutionary son and his pirate grandsons and his huge amusement at all of this.

Ace would make a HOT marine! XD

[elvenarchress.livejournal.com]

Nah... He's too much a D to give up! thankfully it also makes him crazy fun *hearts*

If they weren't pirates, those two little brats would currently be giving some commanding officer the worst headache of his life./i>

umm Garp, Pot-Kettle-Black much? Sengoku doesn't really adore you...bastard that he is

[sanshaino.livejournal.com]

I love this drabble, it's hilarious, and just a tad bit bitter sweet, but I have this irresistable urge to point out that YOUR ICON IS FILLED WITH EPIC WIN. xDD

[naye]

Late comment is very late, but - thank you so much for the comment! And the icon is made by the genius dried_frog_icon!

[elisha2kings.livejournal.com]

Aww. I love Garp, I really do. He's the worst father/grandfather/guardian in OP and somehow the best at the same time. He really doesn't care about the troubles his family causes, but loves them so much in his own way! I really hope we see some father-son interaction sometime in the future. Great take on the "Hero of the Marines" with his family. The D-family really is made of WIN!

[naye]

So very late with this, sorry, sorry, but - yay! Your comment made me so happy! And I am so glad you love Garp, because like you say - ahh, he is a crazy bastard, but he's still a great grandpa, and. And awesome. And I can't wait to see Dragon added to the mix...!

[zhadra-ahni.livejournal.com]

Oh, GARP, this is so awesome XD. I love his blithe attitude to all the uproar his family causes, and you've captured his voice so well! Sengoku "getting his panties in a bunch" over Dragon staging a global revolution, Luffy "breaking" Enies Lobby, ahahaha ♥, geez, Garp doesn't see what the big deal is, he gave stopping them the old college try.

Oh god, I always love the idea of Ace&Luffy as Marines in another world, but it is also so very brain-breaking. x_x

And ahhh, things have finally built to a breaking point. ;_;

[naye]

I am incredibly late in commenting, but - thank you so much! This comment really made me very very happy, and YA for other people loving Garp. ♥

Hee. Ace and Luffy as Marines. Wow. That's - yes, "brain-breaking" is the best possible word for it...!

[shayera.livejournal.com]

♥!

I love Garp so much! And this is absolutely perfect - his family members' life choices are a nuisance to him, but he's the best at ignoring these kinds of nuisances. ♥

And then it kind of goes too far...

If they weren't pirates, those two little brats would currently be giving some commanding officer the worst headache of his life.

You mean like you do, Garp? XD

[naye]

Late comment is laaaaate...! But. Yes. GARP!!

I am glad you liked this. ♥